Truth.

"Beautiful women are invisible; we're so dazzled by the outside that we never make it inside...We never really get to see the person. We see the beautiful shell; we're blocked by the beauty barrier."

We'll all soon find someone who takes us out of our natural state of being. A beauty unequivocal to anything you've ever been loosely attracted to. The pursuit of obtaining a respectable relationship with this (astonishing) beauty is thrilling. Ya'll know what I'm talking about. Plotting out every move as if it were a game of chess, thinking of every possible statement and the respective response, choosing the best one and resorting to your lesser options. Social networks make everything a lot more trivial. I mean, comments can be ignored, messages aren't replied...But in person- in person IS the real thing.

If you can intrigue (bait) the girl (fish) with something smooth (shiny) then you're in. A friend of mine who's been through it all was kickin' some knowledge the other day, "Women are like fish. If you throw something shiny out into the water, it'll attract them." That means you have to distort their method of thinking. Something that'll make the girl's head go ??!?**??

You can't give up to easily when you're on the pursuit. If you know anything about fishing, sometimes you hook the fish and let it swim on because no matter how far it goes, it's still hooked to your line and you can easily reel it in. If you know anything about chess, you can sacrifice a couple pieces to make your opponent fall into your trap.

I leave you with this: You can either A) Look at her female friends on Myspace or B) Go by what Biggie said. "I don't chase them, I replace them." Girls play by their own rules which means they break every gat-damn rule there is. Guys are always going to be on the hunt. Girls just read the scouting reports and draft whoever has the most potential. Unless you have that Franchise Tag, you're always going to be a Free Agent.

I'm speaking from a guys perspective. If any girls disagree with what I'm saying, then feel freeee to debate about it. But damnit-I'm speaking the TRUTH!

BTW. Nice guys still finish last.

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For real though. Myspace is trippin' with these adds. In case you don't know, if you have a website or a blog, you can choose to have Google adds to bring in some revenue. The amount of money you make depends on how many people visit your blog and how many people click on these adds. But I'm saying, there's a bunch of shit wrong with this. First, YOU WILL NOT BE TALKING WITH THESE GIRLS! hahaa Believe that! Second, It's a shame that this has become everyone's idea of beauty. Men will no doubt fall in the hole if sex was a trap. See, the thing about these girls is that, they feel like they can only be accepted by portraying the image of "sexy" because, I mean, who doesn't want to be sexy? Who doesn't want a fly-ass dime piece on their arm? Her body could be on point but they are born with that. You can only respect a mind that is acquired through an education and morals. You feel me?

These adds remind me of Dave Chappelle's skit about If The Internet Were A Real Place.