"Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!"
"YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!"
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. "